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if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages
Baby became unengaged
at 38 weeks, little man decided he wasn’t having any of this engaged business, it was obviously way too mainstream for him. instead of being at -1 station like he should have been still.. he decided to pop completely out, and is now breech in an oblique lie. (he’s diagonal.) I honestly didn’t know they could un-engage.. but apparently that’s a thing.
121. Men should not wear sandals. Ever.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
179. Make curfew. Sneak out later to meet her.
Don’t make a habit of it. You’ll miss the danger.
this actually managed to cheer me up. i’m quite impressed.
Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of his new followers
